It's alive!

I have finally begun my candy blog. You see, I like candy. A lot. You might even say that I love candy. I buy it in bulk, I buy it on the internet, I plan vacations around candy stores and I have four candy jars sitting on a shelf above my computer right now. I feel my expertise as a devout devourer could aid in candy-related decisions, not because I can tell you what's good and what isn't (that is, of course, personal), but because if you ask me "What's a twerp?" I can tell you that it's essentially a starburst stuck in a twizzler. Reference points people, that's what it's all about.

I also had a really good Three Musketeers bar the other day.